Friday, September 25, 2009

Funny emails

My friend Desiree occasionally posts english blunders from her student's papers. Here are a couple of recent emails that I have received:

"Dear.Farrel,Hannah

I got accepted in undergraduate. So i can make my class schedule.
I'm going to visit you today afternoon."



"Subject: Dear my super kind advisor

Hi, how are you doing?
If I made you feel bad because of how I wrote above, I apologize it, but I just want you to know that you are so kind."



"Dear sweet Mrs Farrel,

how are you doing ?i know you are doing great by the grace of the Almighty.Please i would like to know what my ENGLISH test score was .Thank you.I am in the computer Lab,I can come to see you if want me to.bye"



(from the same student as the one above)
"Dear Mum,
Please I would like to know whether you have had my scores yet as I would like to add it to my credits.Thank you and have a nice week-end."



"I'm sorry I have been a slacker and haven't schedule an appointment yet for classes net semester. Please let me know when you are free for an appointment."

1 comment:

Desiree said...

who would accept these people into college... oh wait, i know the answer to that because yours and mine all go to the same place. I find so much entertainment in these, is that wrong ... and I have more to share. :)